east to the west

When your getting head (blowjob), from a sexy chick, its sooooo good that your legs go from east to west. Meaning the better the head the father your legs will spread, also good if you like your balls licked.

I got east to the west last night from jessica. and dame she could go all night with that.

by Mr. E dub November 16, 2007

east and west boobs

Boobs that point slightly to the side

whoa, i can tell directions with your tits.

by JoHannah May 20, 2003

east-west

A condition where someone's eyes point in opposite directions. May also be used as a nickname for someone who experiences this condition while drunk.

Everytime he gets drunk, he gets east-west.

by Bobby Blackeyes February 28, 2008

Empties East, Empties West

How foamers react when they see a freight train, specifically Norfolk Southern trains pulled by the Pennsylvania Railroad heritage unit, that’s pulling freight cars with nothing in them.

Foamer 1: “STANDARD RAILROAD OF THE WORLD, RIGHT!? STANDARD RAILROAD IN THE WORLD!?! EVERYONE ELSE IS—

Foamer 2: “EMPTIES EAST, EMPTIES WEST!!”

Foamer 1: “MORE EMPTIES!”

by the way, this was written on August 18, 2021

East vs West

An internet comedy...yes....thats it....>_>

I <3 East vs West! It teh roxorz

by The Frenchman January 8, 2005

east west tits

The type of tits that fall to the extreme left and right (you know what I'm talking about)

Man, she has got an extreme case of the east west tits.

by Allison March 23, 2004

East/west bubbafuck

In the middle of nowhere,USA.
In the country.
A place that's not so easy to get to.

She lives WAY out east in Long Island, it's like the middle of East Bubbafuck.

-He lives in Jersey.
-What part?
-I dunno, some part of West Bubbafuck somewhere out there.

by 4 June 19, 2004