earplug

Tasteless item made from silicone, mostly worn by idiots. Also called the idiot-plug.

Michael just failed his SATs, now he got one of these earplugs.

by Luraew November 12, 2020

Scandinavian earplug

Somebody cums in someones ear so when it drys you can not hear.

Tanner-"Dude shes asleep."
George-"Im gonna give her a scandinavian earplug!"

by Joe1545256 August 11, 2010

Soggy Earplug

The act of a man sticking a tampon in a womans ear, and then ejaculating on the tampon, making it expand and get stuck in the ear. Usually done when a man is angry with the woman.

"Sue, let's have sex!"
"Johhny, I dont want to have sex tonight!"
"Well dear, I may just have to give you a soggy earplug then!"

by Some sick guy January 11, 2009

sloppy earplug

When you spit in a girls ear and put your penis in it

My bitch was annoying me so I gave her the sloppy earplug

by Biggiecheese20 February 3, 2022

Canadian Earplug

When you fuck a girl in her ear and cum inside of it and politely tell her sorry, because thats what canadians do!

My girlfriend wanted earplugs but i wasnt sure what she meant so i canadian earplugged her and it was a stickt situation

by Rogue Outbreak May 26, 2018

Polish earplug

A sexual act when during a blow job, a male ejaculates and instead of swallowing, a partner collects and deposits the semen into the male’s ear canal like a warm, wet Willy.

That bitch Karen from Accounts Receivable gave me a polish earplug!

by Karen’s clan February 22, 2020

African Earplug

Where a girl or guy is giving you head or having sex with you, and right before u cum, u pull out and jizz in there ear, resulting in an earplug.

"Last night my b/f pulled an African Earplug on me and i still cant hear out of my left ear."

by Gina Hatfield and T.J. Mosley September 17, 2008