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P.E.G.S.

Post Ejaculatory Guilt Syndrome

After a man ejaculates, usually after self pleasure, he feels guilt and/or shame for what he has done. This only lasts for about 15 to 20 seconds.
Male: "Why did I just do that?...I think I just had P.E.G.S.!"
by TonySuasage December 3, 2009
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E.G.S.

1 sub-species of homo sapien who has lost his testicles, having been castrated by a female who now holds said nuts in a mayonaisse jar in the refridgerator.
2 piece of shit, poor excuse of a man with no nuts or friends; who once had said assets.
Look at that poor E.G.S. I wonder if he misses his balls.
by D'godfather May 5, 2003
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p.e.g.s

Jimi: Dude your girlfriend came by like 6 times tonight while you were out!!!

Dylan: Man shes got a bad case of P.E.G.S...I dumped her like a week ago...
by Dr.ssues July 8, 2009
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L.E.G.S

Lame Excuse to Get Some.
An excuse made to initiate a booty call so the person does not feel like a slut.
Person1: Shes coming round to return my jacket.
Person2: Mate thats a total LEGS
Person1: Legs?
Person2: L.E.G.S Lame excuse to get some.
by KnowWhatImSayin September 4, 2011
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S.E.G.

Shit Eatin' Grin. A smile on the lips paired with an oblivious look in the eye. An SEG can be alcohol-induced, pure ignorance, or just not giving a crap what anyone else thinks.
He wasn't wearing anything but that S.E.G.!
by PaulJames June 23, 2008
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S.E.G

Person 1:Look at that douche, he's sportin' a mad S.E.G.
Person 2: Yeah that guy looks retarded.
by Folsomite November 30, 2007
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S.E.G.

Acronym for "Sing" "Eat" & "Go" in that order.

Mainly done at birthday parties, The act of one going to a party for a short moment and only singing happy birthday and eating, then soon leaving casually.
Person 1 : Ugh i got to go to this party tomorrow
Person 2 : I thought we were gonna hangout
Person 1 : Ill be back soon I'm just gonna S.E.G.
by Uhmm_what June 24, 2010
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