e-TARD

(person) Someone who stares at their smart-phone or monitor and LOLs, or literally ROTFL. Normally, their phone is an extension of their arm. They suffer neckpain and sore thumbs. Typonese and lack of proper grammar is also associated with e-TARDS . Walking also becomes an issue for e-tards, and objects or people get in their way. An e-Tard helmet may be necessary to protect the cranium of those who suffer from e-Tard fits. are great multi-taskers. They are able to google+ and/or text, while driving/eating/working.

The majority of Google+ users are e-TARDS.

by Googly Person September 13, 2011

E tarded

(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.

Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?

by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006

e tard

Someone whose brain is fried from taking too much E.

"Don't roll every weekend or you'll become an e tard"

by raver1981 July 31, 2006

E Tard

Someone who is stupid from overuse of extacy
Or someone who overuses it.

"Beth is totally an E Tard ... "
"You're turning into an E Tard"

by T.ShNooKs August 20, 2006

e-tard

1.one who is still feeling sketchy off the effects of ecstacy.

2.those who are retarded due to excessive use of ecstacy.

1.when i wake up in the morning and feel a crazy afterglow from the rave last night, i feel e-tarded.

2.those e-tards in the corner of a rave that stand around like dumbasses talking about nothing and giving eachother massages.

by pinky June 30, 2004

E-Tarded

The way of acting and the feeling after use of the drug Ecstasy.

Man, Poofy was soo E-Tarded today.

by Mellissa What? January 11, 2007

e-tarded

The is the side effects the day after taking exctacy. Much like a hang over. You can't fully function. You may drop or forget thing you normally wouldn't.

Person 1: Eh did you go to Molly's party last night?

Person 2: Yea. I thizzed so hard! Man I was rollin balls. I'm "e-tarded" today.

by VelvNigga. November 17, 2009