dry dog

Figuratively, the act of getting fucked over by someone in the worst way possible. Its literal meaning is further defined as having a dick rammed in your ass with no lube at nearly the speed of light.

I went in to Starbucks this morning and got dry dogged for a $5.00 coffee.

by Creighton August 21, 2006

Dry Dog

A sex position where you suck a dog's cock so much it becomes dry.

Guy1: I nutted by doing the Dry Dog with my eye socket!
Guy2: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Guy1: You mad bro?
Guy2: I'm calling the police
Guy1: Yup you mad LOL
Police: HE HAS A DOG AS A HOSTAGE!
Guy1: *NUTS*
Police: OPEN FIRE!
Guy1: *DIES*
Police: Nvm, he just nutted.
Guy2: POGGERS

by cumindog March 3, 2021

Leaving the dog out to dry

Leaving one's penis outside of the presumed atire, solo (a.k.a. sans balls).

Leaving the dog out to dry is a euphemism which can be defined as, leaving one's penis external from the assumed attire.

In context: *Dave exits the gentleman's bathroom, penis exposed from his Chino Shorts.

Rhonda: Leaving the dog out to dry, are we?

by Dave1256 March 7, 2024

Dry Dogging

The act of masturbating (generally males) without the use of any form of lubrication. Most men who "dry dog" rely on loose skin to allow their hand to easily move up and down.

"You'll never believe what just happened!"
"What happened?"
"I caught Conner dry dogging it up in his room!"

by Ethan_bigsnake June 26, 2014

dry dogging it

a term describing masturbation without lotion.

using just the skin of the penis

ex. dude he just whipped it out and started jerkin?
yup no lotion either he was dry dogging it

by buttfuckmageee March 30, 2011

dry dogwood

The dry dogwood happens when a man over the age of 70 tries to engage in intercourse. Whilst about to cum he pulls out and tries to ejaculate on her face only to see a cloud of chalky dust come out accompanied by the short burst of air much like that of popping an innertube. Upon spreading this powder on his parteners face, he must then yelp out with possibly his last dying breath "dry dogwood!" to complete the act.

Dude, yesterday I thought my grandma was doing drywall work but it turns out gramps just gave her the ol' dry dogwood

by Geordan July 17, 2006

dry dogging it

The act of anal sex without the use of lube or a condom. The person getting dry dogged usually bites the pillow and cannot sit down for quite sometime.

Nick: (on the phone) hey Parker, did you do the geometry homework??

Parker:(on the phone) Bro, seriously, I'm dry dogging it with Melissa right now.

Nick: Mad game!!!

by sir swag beastliness December 7, 2012