douchery

To engage in the actions of a douche (or douche bag).

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

douchery by Jonnyguano September 13, 2005

douchery

Douchery is douchebaggery which is merely tedious.

Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.

Jack: Check it - what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a Vacheron watch? Douchebaggery!
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...

douchery by Pipe Downn January 10, 2010

douchery

The act or art of being a douche

Jacob is interupting this class with his douchery.

douchery by master of dizaster January 4, 2008

douchery

N. - An act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.

Alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)

"I'm sick of working at this douchery."

"When you turned on me in that meeting - that was some serious douchery."

"Forsooth, latent asshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth shit on thy head."
- Lord Elbenworth

douchery by Lord Cyrinald November 29, 2007

douchery

to engage in the actions of a douche (douche bag)

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

douchery by Jonnyguano September 13, 2005

Douchery

The horrendous acts of unadulterated stupidity perpetrated by baldwin, don and all known associates.

Since Baldwin arrived, the office has been flooded with douchery.

Douchery by hamburger2 August 24, 2011

Douchery

Similar to a hatchery. A place where baby douches are unknowingly raised by their douche mommies and daddies. You may recognize the early signs of being a douche in these little ones in public places. Hopefully you don't know anyone running a douchery.

OMG, with a dad like Jon, I hope Kate isn't stuck running a douchery for those 8 kids after their divorce.

Douchery by ImNotReallyAWaitress August 17, 2010