doftus

A beard that grows into pubic hair, all the while bypassing the torso.

Get the scissors, ma! I gots me a doftus goin' on!

by thatfeller August 8, 2010

Doitus

An adjective used to describe something particularly delicious.

“Is that chicken good?”
“Yeah! It doitus!”

by Hoarderofkarma November 26, 2018

dofus

Dofus (pronounced doe-fuss) is a flash based MMORPG developed by Ankama Studios of France. You can choose between twelve different character classes. It is free to play... except if you pay to play there are a lot more places to go and you can even have a pet.

I stayed up too late playing dofus last night because I wanted to level my Sadida in the Gobball Dungeon.

by clockstopped October 29, 2007

dotus knuckle

Noun: a lump visible through pants made by a mans dangle aka penis
aka
moose knuckle

1.dude, your pants are too tight i can see your dotus knuckle
2.DUDE LOOK HOW BIG MY DOTUS KNUCKLE IS

by devon leitch February 17, 2009

dotus

a derogatory name for the region between your nut sack and bottom of you ass crack. Also a fried plantain.

Ex. 1) AHH! I think i strained my dotus! Ex. 2) Amy likes to lick the dotus. Ex. 3) I could sure go for some tasty dotus' right this minute!

by honk March 11, 2003

dofus

a moron, an idiot, a loser, ect.

"What the hell?! You're sucha dofus!"

by Andress November 30, 2006

DOTUS

Stands for Douche of the United States, a weekly award given out by the producers and listeners of Stand Up! with Pete Dominick on SiriusXM's P.O.T.U.S. channel.

Dick Cheney can no longer be nominated for DOTUS of the Week, because he always wins, so he was given a lifetime DOTUS achievement award.

by webBoi September 16, 2009