dick water

(For males only, or individuals with wangs) Right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your wang up and down. This results in water getting flung from your wang onto the victim.

Gross!! Pete just douced me in dick water!

by Norway August 30, 2005

Dick water

water consumed by an oral sex performer when accomplished in but not limited to the shower under running water

Girl 1: I hate giving head
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because it always taste funny
Girl 2: you talking about prejac
Girl 1: yes and he's always trying to shove it in,
Girl 2: I can't help you with him shoving it in but you can always climb in the shower with him, wash him and do it under running water
Girl 1: won't I choke on the water or drown
Girl 2: oh girl you haven't had water like dick water

by Srg March 27, 2015

Dick water

semen, sperm, cum, jizz, man juice, spunk, seed, the white stuff...

Hannah: did you give that guy head?

Kelly: yeah but he totally got his dick water in my eye!

by dirtysouth September 29, 2012

Dick Water

You suck or smell really bad

Hey dick water named max pass the ball

by Dirtonmyboots March 9, 2020

Dick water

When your girl is on her period and f her anyway and proceed to the bathroom to wash the blood off your sick. The water you take from the faucet and splash your dick with, as it hits the ground becomes “Dick Water”

“Why the hell can’t you clean up that Dick Water that’s on the bathroom floor, I hate stepping in that.”

by H2orocks3000 May 28, 2022

Dick-water

Verb

When at a party or out to dinner, if a friend gets up to use the bathroom, someone adds sugar, salt and pepper to that persons drink.

Comes from being a dick to someone water.

Dude, Jerry got up to use the bathroom and Becky totally dick-watered him!

by Devils-Disciple November 2, 2009

Dirty Dick Water

While in the shower with the water streaming from your member, you slap your penis towards your belly button creating a stream of dirty dick water for others to enjoy.

My wife walked into the bathroom while I was in the shower and I hit her with the dirty dick water.

by Triplikeeyedo February 21, 2013