desmond

A person who is sexy, funny, super cute, wild in bed, a great boyfriend, and a badass.

Wow, Desmond you were awesome last night. Did you see Desmond kiss her yesterday.

by Mike Rand October 2, 2016

desmond

Alternative to 'mojo', used to depict an unusually powerful sex drive, which can be sustained for long periods of time.

Man, my desmond was kicking up to high gear last night with my girlfriend.

by alphonsus November 10, 2008

desmond

A lower second class, or 2:2 degree.
Inspired by South African Desmond Tutu.

Claims about the term 'tutu' are inherently redundant (2:2 <-- duh).

Many claim to have invented the term, the truth is multiple people invented it at different times, in different places and continue to do so believing they are the first.

In the UK, the 'Desmond' is part of a logical sequence using well-known figures:

First - Geoff (Geoff Hurst, footballer)
2:1 - Billy (Billy Gunn, wrestler)
2:2 - Desmond (Desmond Tutu, bishop)
Third - Thora (Thora Hird, actress)

You get nothing for a fail.

"Mike's probably getting a Desmond, Bill a Thora, and Phil needs a Billy or above to get into Kings."

by UrbanDef June 4, 2006

desmond

totally badass; trippy and/or mindboggling; unexpected; awesome; delicious; completely original

"Dude, that episode of Lost was totally desmond!"

"Mmm...this ratatouille is sinfully desmond."

"Desmond concert last night, eh?"

by Salix R. July 28, 2008

desmond

Noun. Term used to denote an intellectually slow person of strange appearance and/or behaviour.

"That is so stupid, don't be such a Desmond!"

by webbedfeethead March 14, 2007

desmond

the female genitalia, vagina or vulva

hey lets get some desmond tonight.

look at that sweet desmond

by tommy f April 25, 2006

desmond

An entity here on this Earth as a messenger of ignorance. Everything that comes in contact with Desmond will have outbursts of ghetto and then after a month or two,will transform into a person of extreme ignorance

"Oh no, it's Desmond. RUN AWAY OR HE'LL MAKE YOU AN IGNORANT MONSTER!!!!!"

by A victim of Desmond January 30, 2009