Defender of Open Source

Each and every person who defends open source software is a superhero--a superhero who shall be rewarded when the time comes for open source software to dominate the world.

I shall do whatever is necessary to defend, promote, and advocate free libre open-source software. I'm proud to be a Defender of Open Source.

by Bad C dev March 5, 2021

Sex defender

Someone is being sexually assaulted by a Sex offender and nobody is there to help. What do you do?

1. Join
2. Escape
3. Call the Sex defenders

Correct answer: 3. Call the sex defenders

A: "Oh no, she is being assaulted by a Sex offender! What do we do?"
B: "Call the Sex defenders!"

by Sukoforiko January 14, 2021

Sex Defender

Someone who practices consensual sex (opposite of sex offender)

"Are you a sex defender?"
"Yea, consent is poggers!"

by GiornoGiovanna January 4, 2021

Shit defender

Someone who always defends and supports things that are clearly wrong and inexcusable. Examples of the sort of things that shit defenders will defend include corruption, injustice, unfairness, and general incompetence. They will often go out of their way to fabricate excuses for these things. Note that a shit defender does not necessarily always possess any of these negative traits themselves, they merely have to defend them.

Bob the shit defender can't stop making excuses for the War in Iraq, insisting that George W. Bush and his cabinet had every right reason to embark on this failed endeavor.

Rachel the shit defender constantly excuses her sociopath boyfriend's inane behavior, such as repeated drunk driving charges and general obnoxious and violently aggressive behavior, including unprovoked hostility toward random people.

Fred the shit defender insists that high school bullying is a normal and healthy process that bullying victims must go through. He claims that everyone who gets bullied deserves it in the first place, for not being popular, confident or strong enough, and that ultimately being bullied will make them stronger people, therefore making the act of bullying justified.

by Internet User 927 May 14, 2010

Sex defender

A person of which, whom isn't a Sex offender, often known as a meme in 21st century humor. The word is mostly used in discord chat arguments and other meme ingredients.

Guy 1: Ayo this Guy 2 is a sex offender.

Guy 2: Says your mom joke 372684th time.

Guy 3: Hold on, I'm a sex defender

by Chicken the professional dummy May 26, 2021

Scene Defender

A person who goes to anti scene groups and acts like a white knight at a lame attempt of thinking they are standing up for a noble cause.

"Man Mike is sure a Scene defender."

"Yeah? I think he just does it to get laid."

by antiscene for the realists April 19, 2010

down syndrome defender

A retard with down-syndrome abilities.
Down syndrome defenders are so fat they cant be hurt.a

Arham is such an obese down syndrome defender!

by Specialforces July 3, 2023