currentize

Make something relevant for today's way of life; happening

I tried to currentize an otherwise bland outfit with a couple of leather belts worn stacked around my waist.

by savvy_much September 18, 2016

currentivism

An Internet art movement in which artists, connected together online via the Internet, create art for each other and consume the art of each other simultaneously and in real time.

Currentivism was born on Ello. It was never meant to die there.

by ectypia_of_ello May 28, 2016

Currenti

If you have the last name Currenti you are sure to be Gay (especially when first name Sam)

Oh, your gay! You must be a Currenti

by >:)notEthan._. October 28, 2020

Currentious

When water has current.

Guy 1: *Drowns in water*
Guy 2: I told him it was currentious there!
Guy 3: Yep.

by Tiger Mubarak November 1, 2011

carpentize

The poorest attempt to convert a noun into a verb, done typically by those who have little understanding of the actual processes of Carpentry. Often this word is an attempt to replace the term Sanding or an attempt to shorten a seemingly long descriptive phrase of the crafting of products through the use of wood.

Ignorant Man: "I THINK I SHOULD CARPENTIZE TODAY."
Educated Worker: "Shut up noob."

by Themanmann March 20, 2011

/currentyear/

A word used derisively to describe one's incredulity at some specific modern-day fact or event in society that:
1) No one asked for
2) Would have been viewed as totally ridiculous ten years ago
3) Is still totally ridiculous

"Yes, I know that bobby marrying his transgender goat sounds weird, but let's not forget that it's /currentyear/."

Person A: Did you hear that dogs are now considered racist?
Person B: No, but I knew that they would be, since every new day is peak /currentyear/.

by Dan00001111 August 5, 2019

currentless

There are currentless amount of water here

He is currentless tired

by Babydrail January 10, 2021