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Another word for a Penis. a post (penis) where jizz is ejaculated from.
i got my cum post out and squirted all over her!
by Alex Hodgson (A Trak) April 19, 2006
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A post formation, designed to accommodate the large quantities of cum that a man can produce. The idea is to aim and fire at this ejaculate column.
I am about to cum. Please hand me the cum post.
by Gregory Goofballington February 20, 2005
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Post Cum Clarity

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The state of mind that comes to a male instantly after orgasm and ejaculation from sex or masturbation. This can be at various levels from the male wanting to sleep or go check his email or watch TV. In the moments following cumming, a male starts to think about more important issues and priorities than getting laid (as having already accomplished getting sex and having orgasm).
That morning, as soon as he had cum, in a flash, he jumped to his feet showered and was dressed and zipped out the door - realizing he had more important things to do after getting the urge out of his system albeit for a short time.

But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.
by L Madsen February 12, 2006
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post-cum clarity

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After a pitful wank to pass the time, the wanker finds himself overcome with utter clarity with the world around him. Having just sprayed his wild oats all over the inside of his uderwear his judgement is no longer clouded by the need for sexual arousel, and thus he sees the world as it actually is.
Einstien worked out E=Mc squared in a haze of post-cum clarity
by Fank Garrett August 13, 2011
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Post cum guilt

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When you've been masterbating to something wierd/kinky and really enjoying it but as soon as you cum
you're disgusted with yourself about cumming to it
Bro I was masterbating to Alvin and the Chipmunks incest porn and was loving it until I came and I felt so much Post cum guilt I had to talk to a Priest
by Epicfortniter21 January 27, 2019
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post cum

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the trickle of spunk that seeps out following a man ejaculating
gimme a paper towel my boxers are damp wi post cum
by miss kinky April 30, 2008
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(n) The residual cum that continues to flow out of a man's penis after he's through spurting.
(adj) Happening after orgasm.
1. After I shot my load on her face, post-cum continued to leak out of my deflating member.
2. She immediately grabbed hold of my penis, cleaned me off, and gave me post-cum head.
by keyshaw September 16, 2004
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