creami

An adjective to describe your morning. Positive, it's a good thing.

Etymology: Ninja Creami

Good creami morning, John!

Are you having a creami morning?
Yes, my morning is very creami!

by realwimble September 7, 2022

Ninja Creami

Sneaky like a ninja. She is just out there stripping… giving you a boner inducing lap dance… when next thing you know, her fat cock flops out when you thought she had a creamy pussy

Oh no, look at her cock flop out of her thong. That’s a ninja creami

by TrishaMcFisha February 19, 2025

Ninja Creami

When you tell her you’ll pull out but you sneak it in, just a little bit, at climax.

Couldn’t help myself to a ninja creami now I’m paying child support

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Ninja Creami

When you say you can definitely pull out but you sneak the tip in when you climax.

Couldn’t help myself to a Ninja Creami now I’m paying child support

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

ninja creami

The act of eating ice cream out of someone's ass.

My husband ninja creamied me last night with a pint of Chunky Monkey.

by cat-daddy June 9, 2025

Ninja Creami

When you take a shit in the garbage disposal and turn it on.

I totally ninja creami’d that guys sink last night BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by Owowen September 21, 2025

Hit and cream

A euphemism that implies a one night stand (Netflix and chill, have coffee)

"What's up with Rachel and Burt? I sensed a lot of tension."
"Ah, last weekend Burt pulled the classic hit and cream with Rachel and didn't call her after."
"Yikes."

by CodenameGoose July 25, 2017