Sev's Crawl

A variation of the pub crawl substituting pints of beer with energy drinks and sev's for pubs.

Let's get fucked and go on a sev's crawl.

by Antonella December 11, 2008

Japanese crawl space

When someone clamps there partners anal wide open, and screams bonsai into their anal hole. Then continues to lick the anal rim counter clockwise.

Hey I gave Linda a Japanese crawl space last night after dinner!

by TRYTTRIT March 7, 2017

crawl space

Cavernous pussy. Good for spelunking.


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I peeked my head into the crawl space.

by T. J. October 30, 2003

in the crawl space

The closeted virgin's analog to a gay person's "in the closet". "Crawl space" because it's an even smaller and oft forgotten room in the house, thus being a virgin is even more ignoble than being gay. Also apt for virgins because "crawl" is descriptive of a virgin's infant state of sexuality.

Cal: You know, Andy just spent ten minutes telling me how he spent all Friday night making egg salad, because he had a craving for an egg salad sandwich.
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!

by StaccatoPoet March 1, 2009

crawl of shame

When a man and a woman are engaged in the act of sex, specifically from the back, the man whips out his dong and proceeds to blow his load on the womans back. Upon this the woman, in an attempt to stop the hot jizz from dribbling down her back must crawl to the washroom to wipe it off with kleenex.

I was nailing this broad from the back, tossed out my load, and sat back and watched her do the crawl of shame to the shitter.

by Copenhagen, makes me feel so good January 3, 2009

crawl up out some cheese

(1) to obtain clarity of thought or extemporaneous enlightenment, (2) to experience ease of difficulty, (3) to leave an arduous state of mind or being.

I had to crawl up out some cheese on this paper on Shakespeare and Chaucer.

My team crawled up out some cheese with a tie-breaking score.

I find myself crawling up out some cheese on Fridays and Sundays when I can relax.

by Aijalon January 12, 2013

sevs crawl

A variant of the English pub crawl, one goes to a number of 7-11's in quick succession and buys and drinks one energy drink at each one. Minimum of five 7-11s and one can of Redline, NOS, and Redbull each must be consumed to be a proper Sev's crawl.

How about a sevs crawl tonight?

Sure man, but who's gonna be designated driver?

by hellzyeah December 10, 2008