crapper's high

A state of confusion and disorientation after taking a major crap. Like that which is experienced after eating an entire CHIPOTLE burrito.

After exiting the bathroom, Dave said he was feeling ok but I could tell from his glazed-over eyes he was suffering from crapper's high.

by denbownium July 23, 2009

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Crapper's Delight

Defecation while listening to the Sugar Hill Gang.

After that bean burrito, I had me a little "Crapper's Delight" going on.

by Joe Fist January 13, 2009

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Crapper's Foot

A temporary condition where one's foot (feet) falls asleep while sitting - usually on the toilet while defecating.

I was on the can for an hour, now I've got a serious case of Crapper's Foot.

by firebrand13 December 11, 2012

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When you get clapped or get absolutely demolished in real life or a game. It is sort of like getting your cheeks clapped because people associated the feeling of helplessness when dying horrendously in a game.

You: *dies to a semtac* "Clapper's"

Your Friend: "Bruh Clapper's"

by FailYourTest July 12, 2021

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Crapper Snapper

The Crapper Snapper is an act performed during sexual intercourse, and is only possible while in the position popularly known as "doggy-style." The individual who is behind (the "giver" to the "receiver," as it were) takes a rubber-band and pulls it back as far as he (or she, in the event of a strap-on situation) can and snaps the anus of the receiver, thenceforth referred to as the Crapper-Snapped. The point of the Crapper Snapper is three-fold. 1. Maximum disrespect. 2. You must try to stay inside of the Crapper-Snapped's orifice for as long as you can. 3. Fun.

Bob: "I'm going to break up with my girlfriend today, she's so annoying. How can I get her off my case?"
John: "Dawg you need to give that bitch a Crapper Snapper. You snap that woman's crapper and she ain't ever gonna wanna talk to you again, you dig?!"
Bob: "Thanks, man! I'm going to go screw her doggy-style right now!"

by Big D E March 6, 2014