Ball constricted

When you shove your testicles in a woman’s vagina and she sneezes when you cum

Omg I heard Sarah ball constricted her boyfriend yesterday

by Oooooooomy October 23, 2020

Constracted

Combination of confusion and distraction; Confusion caused by distraction.

Sorry, I was constracted due to the interesting conversation those people are having, how did you fix this?

Have you figured out the problem yet? "No I was constracted."

by Gumybob November 5, 2009

Foa Constrictor

A nice, fat ol' ass on a babe wearing tight pants.

Dude 1: Man, her ass is sooo nice.
Dude 2: Yeah bro, she's got a foa constrictor for sure.

by nedflembake February 19, 2011

broa constrictor

A bro who likes to hug other bros.

"Dude, Kyle can't stop hugging me. I think he's a broa constrictor."

by broskie March 4, 2005

broa constrictor

A bro who incessantly takes all the fun out of brotivities and totally ignores brotocol.

David: "Man this club is totally brotastic lets go play ice hockey on the dance floor wit da ladies"

Brandon: "Nah that's gay we should go read a book without any ladies"

David: "Quit bein such a broa constrictor!"

by Brobediah & Broba Fett October 11, 2010

bowl constrictor

a large, snake-like bowel movement that requires plunging and several flushes to send it on its' way. Most embarrassing when it rears its' ugly head on an away game.

double flusher dookie deuce dump poop pooh doo-doo turd poo caca bowl constrictor

by pinkhaus March 17, 2009

boa constrictor

A snake that is orignally from Central and south America. Many of these species are available to purchase from breeders.

Look at that albino Boa Constrictor, that bitch is SICK!!!

by Ramalamham August 24, 2005