conspo

noun

the gossip. the conspiracy. the social legends.

"Are there any new conspos on Netflix? I'm running out of alien docs."

"Have you heard the new Kardashian conspo? Apparently Kim is an alien."

"The moon landing was America's biggest hoax."

by conspocreeper September 20, 2017

console cuck

Someone who only uses consoles to game. And thinks that consoles are the superior way to do so.

That dude won't cave and buy a decent PC. What a console Cuck.

by FatherMurder November 28, 2017

micro console buyer man

Scott the woz

Micro console buyer man only talks about stupid Nintendo games.

by cheeseman132 April 5, 2021

Coñopolis

Ciudad de los coños, se usa como expresión. Originalmente dicha por el jugador de fortnite Jelty.

¡Coñopolis, me deletearon!

by angefofo October 31, 2020

Console War

A flame war with fanboys of either Nintendo, Sony or Microsoft fighting amongst each other. They are often biased to supporting their system and their system only, not knowing the advantages of the other systems.

Nintendrone: Wi1 U iz best, Fuk ur grafices, N1n73nd0 4 lyfe!!!11!

Xbot: We haz online & intarnut & C0D s0 we r bezt niqqurz!!11!!

PS Whore: N0 PS4 iz shiny & thus bezt!!1111!!!

PC Gamer: Whatever *sits back and watches rant*

Morgan Freeman: And that is the Console War in a nutshell.

by picklestein June 23, 2016

Consoomer

a person who bases his identity on consuming the latest tech and entertainment or anything else that is not a significant improvement for his/ her life. Due to this many products and franchises plateau as consoomers will buy those products without any regard for quality.

Ace: yo jack, did u see that guy who started crying over that star wars trailer
Jack: Yeah bro, he's a prime example of being a consoomer

by Acethemain June 16, 2020

Consoomer

1. Someone who consumes entertainment content (movies, TV, Youtube, video games, etc.) like a glutton consumes food, indiscriminately and without appreciating its intrinsic worth or lack thereof, or for whom the consumption of content becomes mechanical and compulsive.

The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.

2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.

Remember our old classmate Sam? He turned into a consoomer and all he did was watch TED talks all day. Apparently he killed himself last week.

by Barberousse February 9, 2022