comcat

Comcats is a group of people online who collaborate together to commit sim-swaps. Most comcat members have over a million dollars in stolen bitcoin in their possession and like to flex their money on poor groups like 764. They all like UK Drill music and saying things like “g”, “yh” and “yo”.

Yo ur a comcat? can i please have 10k?
yh g, we’re rich asf loool

by yeodkfngnt January 9, 2024

compatapalooza

A ghetto music festival put on by some tech nerds who somehow figured how to get some A & B list celebs to show up. A total rip off of Lollapalooza just on a much smaller scale.

I heard Snoop Dogg was getting all high at Compatapalooza. He obiviously doesn't care that it's a blatent rip-off of Lollapalooza!

by Johnny Lawz July 2, 2010

Comcast Gambit

The untimely and prolonged malfunction of an internet connection resulting in great inconvenience, such as the forfeiture of an online chess match/tournament. Dubbed by the chess master and Youtube personality Jerry (ChessNetwork).

This phrase is a merging of two terms: the terrible internet provider (Comcast) with the chess term (gambit), a tactical and deliberate sacrifice of a chess piece. However, the Comcast Gambit is unique from all others in that it fails to be either voluntary or tactical.

1. Marcellus, with the black pieces, found himself in a superior position with a time advantage in a blitz chess match. To his opponent's relief, the Comcast Gambit was then played, resulting in an immediate win for white.

2. After completing his essay final by 11:55 pm, Leland proceeded to submit it online before the 11:59 pm deadline. However, his shoddy internet service was down -- a textbook Comcast Gambit.

by Sinchronize January 2, 2013

Freeflow Combat

Freeflow Combat is the smooth and adaptive structure of fighting in the Batman Arkham Game Series.

Fun Fact: Batman: Arkham Asylum's Combat Was Originally Rythem Based Like Guitar Hero , But Instead It Got Traded Out For Our Beloved Freeflow Combat

by Number 1 Arkham Origins Fan April 26, 2022

Madness Combat

A very violent and cool flash series made by Krinkles

Madness Combat is way better than the Clock Crew.

by Jebus of Madness December 9, 2008

Halo combat evolved

halo combat evolve has been regarded as the former of the xbox generation of consoles, and one of the best fps ever.
It is set 500 years from now,where humanity is at war with an alien group known as the covenant. The player character is a person known as master chief, a man bred for war. He, along with the crew of the Pillar of Autumn must find the secrets of halo.

Dude: Hey, i heard that theres a game better than Halo Combat Evolved!

Other Dude: Are you an idiot?! nothing beats halo!

by frankie mcwankie November 27, 2007

Comcast

It began with the creation of the great cable providers. Many were given to the people of the US, but they were all of them deceived. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master cable provider, to control all others and into, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and and the worst fucking customer service imaginable, its name was Comcast. One by one respectable cable providers fell to the power of the Comcast. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Disgruntled customers and AT&T employees marched against the tyranny of Comcast and in the parking lot of Comcast's headquarters they fought for the right to choose a respectable cable service.

Comcast must be destroyed before its evil consumes the world.

by Satan's Almighty Penis July 27, 2014