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clemie

she is a super nice girl, she will be your best friend forever, she’s is the most amazing but annoying girl ever, she is short, not tall,if you have a friend named clemie !! keep her forever, oh and she will also always steal your man. so beware
girl: oh your dating clemie

boy: ya, why?
girl: she’s the best!
by tiktokqueenisherr July 1, 2019
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clemie

The act of inserting a large, well-grown, clementine into your butthole, leaving it there for several days, then pulling it out when the time is right for maximum pleasure. This usually is done by females looking for some good ol' fashioned bootyhole action.
Boyfriend: "Why you acting like this today babe?"

Girlfriend: "I don't know. It must've been that clemie I pulled last night...im still sore from it"
by superiorN August 29, 2013
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Clemie

Clemie is not a very nice person, they are always hungry and tend to get in the way of situations, they are the most fakest of them all
Girl: “are you friends with Clemie”

Boy: “yea”
Girl: “ beware she’s fake”
by Unknown hoe 123 July 5, 2020
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Walter Clements

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks
by NovemberIsDumb March 14, 2019
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Clémence

1) A french word meaning indulgence or gentleness, the direct translation is clemency
2) A french name for a girl who is beautiful, smart, loving, open minded, an overall social butterfly, but is also strong and remains a true friend to you, even if you're broken and lost and she needs to carry some of your weight and share some of your pain to help you, and even if you have trouble letting people in, a girl who's always there for you.
A: You know Clémence?
B: Yeah, everyone does, she's great!
A: Well she's on of my best friends
B: Yeah, I see her with you all the time, she even turns down eating lunch with us to stay with you! What a great friend.
A: I know, I love her so much.
by SunshineSucker December 29, 2014
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Clementing

Not so much exaggerating the truth but to bare face lie about random things such as owning many properties, secretly being a millionaire, used to be a professional football player, being popular with the opposite sex.
Normally ‘Clementing’ is done by someone who should know better like a parent showing off to a child, a teacher in front of a class or a work colleague trying to big themselves up
Otherwise know as being a ‘Walter Mitty’. Someone who lives in a constant fantasy state.
John - "Neil's Clementing again'
Paul - 'what's he done?'
John ' Told everyone he just sold 2 flats yesterday for a profit of $50k each as well as having an orgy with the neighbours wife and daughter'!
Paul ' Gee's, the guy's in his 40's, why does he BS so much!
by jolly roger 009 August 19, 2013
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Clemens

Clemens is a kind and humorous guy who is easy to have conversations with. He is passionate about things he gets involved in, whether it is caring for his mentally challenged dog, his art projects or his family. He is intelligent and thoughtful and has a well-round insight on many important issues, which contrasts heavily with his goofy behavior and inability to use drinking straws. He likes to experiment with cooking in the evening and is willing to go to great lenghts to make an interesting dish for dinner, but eats his breakfast on the toilet. He enjoys spending his free time actively, by going on walks, visiting the trampoline house, or skinny-dipping in the pool of his elderly neighbours. He is a sexy and generous lover who isn't afraid to pass gas during sexual intercourse, because he values the comfort of himself and his partner above all else. He enjoys wholesome entertainment figures, like the Moomins or the Pope.
Clemens is so great - he made my sister a painting of her dog.
by pferd.pferdson December 12, 2020
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