In a chimp's cock

A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".

A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.

(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)

by James Christ August 15, 2004

retard chimp strong

We all know chimps are much stronger than humans, and retards are much stronger than "normal" humans... can you imagine the strength of a retarded chimp? A new level of "going apeshit"

When the police arrived and tried to cuff him, he got retard chimp strong, kicked the two pepper spraying cops asses, and ran into the night.

by Alpino May 15, 2016

chimp slap

Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.

"Damn that bish just got Chimp Slaped!"

by Kc_canine February 24, 2009

chip's challenge

Chip's Challenge is an MS DOS game that kicked incomprehensible amounts of ass. Even to this day it's a fantastic timewaster. I first played this on the first computer I ever got with Windows 95.

You play as Chip and you collect chips on a grid-based level with obstacles and enemies trying to stop you. You would collect every chip before time runs out and step into the portal that moves to the next level. Even with all the 3D based games today and photo-like graphics of ps3, most games cannot match the fun such as Chips Challenge.

Oh and by the way, DIGW is the password to the very last level(147 if I am correct).

Chip's Challenge is one of those games that does not age with time. It still remains fresh along with most old school MS DOS games.

Other good games of that era include:
Jezzball
Spin Doctor(Macintosh)
Rodent's Revenge
Microsoft Golf
Pipes Dream
Ski Free<<<<CLASSIC
Hover
Arkanoid

I missed a whole bunch but these games are classic PC games

by Crazy Joe Davola September 5, 2006

Baby Chimp Shit

When two people absolutely need to defaecate at the same time in one toilet, one person assumes the standard seated dumping position. Person 2 wraps their legs around the waist of person 1, crossing their feet behind his/her back. Person 2 wraps their arms around the neck of 1, clinging for dear life, and releases through the "5 Hole" of 1. Challenges produced include avoiding piss in 1's belly button, and feces in the genital region. If done correctly, two dumpers will effectively accomplish the feat cleanly while striking the pose of a baby chimp clutching to his/her mother. For added effect 2 may pick lint/loose articles from the hair of 1.

Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."

Hurry up, open the door, I'm going to hop onto you for a baby chimp shit.

by Frank Rebels, Kominikeke February 24, 2011

Chimp suit

The human body.

Scientist 1: Regardless how much money is launched into the project, the synthetically body is hard to make.

Scientist 2: Guess we gotta stay in this chimp suit for the next generations....

by bongholmes October 3, 2012

chip's challenge

WHY THE HECK ISN'T THERE ALREADY A DEFINITION FOR THIS!?!

CC is a fantastic computer game, created in 1989 (the year I was born) and I started playing in 1995 with my first computer which came with BOWEP. Anyway, me and my ol' man would spend time at the computer, solving the puzzles, spending quality father-son time together. That's why I turned out clever yet nerdy.
Aaaaanyway... CC is a puzzle solving game. You must collect all the chips in each level, to advance to the next. All the while there are monsters and obstacles blocking your path to the next level, which you must cleverly seek your way past. All in all there are around 140 levels of mayhem and madness!!!

"Hey son, let's play some Chip's Challenge!"
"Sure thing, dad!"

<10 years later>

"My God, I'm such a freaking nerd!!!"

by T.J.(cc) November 6, 2005