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(not offensive to anyone whose actual profession is or was a chimney-sweep):

a) a very offensive term used by white people to insult other white people who are not only pro-miscegenation but are, regardless of actual truth, perceived to have a non-white significant other.

b) a so-so offensive term for a grease-monkey or a janitor

c) a very offensive term used by white middle class intellectuals to insult members of the white urban working class who hang out exclusively with black members of the urban working class and who become more 'black' than 'white' in terms of 'manners', music taste, etc.
if you are called a chimney-sweep, especially definitions a) and c) above you are not only pro-miscegenation, and don't really care about interracial marriages and stuff, but you have no clue what the term ehre weiBen kultur means.
by Uncle Dimma April 26, 2014
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a person who cleans the inside of anothers colon with their penis
by max bojovic January 9, 2008
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slang term for a gynecologist. could also be used to describe a proctologist.
I think I might have some squirrels beging to nest, I need to make an appointment with a chimney sweep.

Margret just got back from a brutal chimney seeping; aparently she had a lot of built up soot.
by octhrope word March 23, 2010
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sexual position, similar to the pile driver.
should be performed at least once a month, preferably twice minimum to prevent carbon build up or deposits along the walls of the inside of the intestines.
"so i met this girl last night and i asked her if she had had her chimney sweeped yet this season. she said no, so i sweeped it good.
by el_chimneysweep April 13, 2009
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When stimulating or caressing the anus of another using the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

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After completing a very satisfied dusting session, Johnny moved around back to sweep the chimney

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by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
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the act of pleasuring your significant other and cleaning their colon at the same time. This is usually executed using an industrial strength pipe cleaners (these can be found at your local SuperWalmart).
"Dude how come you couldn't hang out last night?"
"Man I've been gettin the poop dick from my girlfriend every time we do anal, so I had to stay at the house and give her a good chimney sweeping."
"Oh, sweet."
by generalneedles January 19, 2005
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Shoving one's fist up a man's ass, and then opening up the hand up. Like a 'Mary Poppins,' but to a man instead of to a woman.
The two gay guys took turns giving each other chimney sweeps.
by LEBOWSKI99 November 22, 2009
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