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Chicken Head Salad

When a man receives a blow job, while at the same time getting his salad tossed

(Must be performed by two women.)
“Those twin sisters give the best chicken head salads”

“Why would you want just a blow job when you can get a chicken head salad at the same time?”

"I LOVE CHICKEN HEAD SALADS!"

"I bet you wont stop giggling when you get your first chicken head salad"

"Whoa watch those fingers! i just want a chicken head salad thank you!"
Chicken Head Salad by BNLEO December 7, 2009

Chicken Head Syndrome 

A large pain in your neck that you get from being too much of a chicken head. Often is in the form of a large lump anywhere around the neck.
Kyle - "Did you see the knot in that girls neck? Holy shit what is that?"
Evan - "That looks like Chicken Head Syndrome!"

Niki - "What do I do to get rid of Chicken Head Syndrome?"
Evan - "Oh an advil or two will do, maybe some tea! Just cool down on the domicile!"
Chicken Head Syndrome by DROPlv October 24, 2008

wave it over your head and scream like a chicken

A joke response when asked what should be done with an object, usually something fairly obvious
“Hey where do I hang my jacket?”

“Why don’t you wave it over your head and scream like a chicken

chicken heads 

A girl who performs oral-sex on men alot
Those girls are chicken heads.
chicken heads by Jessica May 10, 2003

Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow 

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it, or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it).
Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar, to get that ride, to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow".

CHICKEN HEADS 

A HOOD RAT WITH NO RESPECT 4HASELF OR OTHERS
A USER WITH NO MORALS OR GOALS OF HA OWN
A SLUT WHO USES HA BODY AS A THROWAWAY 4MONEY RATHER THEN A TEMPLE
A WHORE WITH NO ATTENTIONS OF BEING LOYAL 2 1 MAN
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CHICKEN HEADS by DASTREETSWIFE February 14, 2012