Skip to main content

Murphy's Law of Cheques

Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:

Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.
F*** me I have no money! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
by Dr Pinch December 10, 2004
mugGet the Murphy's Law of Cheques mug.

Signing Cheques you can't cash

Making a promise that you have no realistic chance you can keep.
Jordy to Cheryl - I promise you will win a new car today.
Cheryl to Jordy - You're Signing Cheques you can't cash
by Rizzonator January 5, 2011
mugGet the Signing Cheques you can't cash mug.

Birthday Cheques

Cheques or Checks (American English) you receive as a birthday present.

Also, a play on words to the song: Birthday Sex by Jerimiah.
Grandma: Hey Grandson, what would you like for your birthday.

Grandson (To the tune of Birthday Sex): Birthday Cheques, Birthday Cheques.

Grandma: Oh ok. You're so musical!
mugGet the Birthday Cheques mug.

Shabby Chique

An object which is intentionally created or designed to appear antiqued or distressed, such as furniture or clothing.
That whitewashed pine table in the antique shoppe is so Shabby Chique, it just needs an old railway lamp on it, and it will be perfect!
by shab-o-chick January 6, 2018
mugGet the Shabby Chique mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email