Similar to Murphy's Law, but relating to cheques to wit:
Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.
Cheques being paid into your account (at least) twice as long to clear as cheques being drawn on your account.
F*** me I have no money! Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
by Dr Pinch December 10, 2004
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Cheryl to Jordy - You're Signing Cheques you can't cash
Cheryl to Jordy - You're Signing Cheques you can't cash
by Rizzonator January 5, 2011
Get the Signing Cheques you can't cash mug.Cheques or Checks (American English) you receive as a birthday present.
Also, a play on words to the song: Birthday Sex by Jerimiah.
Also, a play on words to the song: Birthday Sex by Jerimiah.
Grandma: Hey Grandson, what would you like for your birthday.
Grandson (To the tune of Birthday Sex): Birthday Cheques, Birthday Cheques.
Grandma: Oh ok. You're so musical!
Grandson (To the tune of Birthday Sex): Birthday Cheques, Birthday Cheques.
Grandma: Oh ok. You're so musical!
by Stroff III and Dave sort of.. August 16, 2010
Get the Birthday Cheques mug.An object which is intentionally created or designed to appear antiqued or distressed, such as furniture or clothing.
That whitewashed pine table in the antique shoppe is so Shabby Chique, it just needs an old railway lamp on it, and it will be perfect!
by shab-o-chick January 6, 2018
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