chalms

A word used to describe anything.

Last night me and shorty were chalming

by jahad November 9, 2004

Lucky Charms Disease

Lucky Charms' Disease is a disorder characterized most commonly by green poops, otherwise known as diarrhea. LCD causes a great deal of discomfort and distress, but it does not permanently harm the intestines and does not lead to a serious disease, such as cancer. Most people can control their symptoms by simply cutting Lucky Charms Cereal out of their diet. For some people, however, LCD can be disabling. They may be unable to work, attend social events, or even travel short distances without droppin a duece de verde.

Joel: Bro my shits have been green and hot ALL day....this blows.

Spenser: Dude it's gotta be Lucky Charms Disease. How many bowls of that shit dude you eat this morning?

by methh September 13, 2010

Chalm

A person who says they are from New Orleans but in reality are not (instead are local to Chalmette, West Bank, etc.) Chalm girls tend to bleach their hair, are extremely spray tanned, wear flashy jewelry with their name all over it and anything cheesy you can think of. Heavy users of presets on their photos. Usually go to a Catholic school.

Look at that girl over there she is such a chalm

Why are there so many chalms here?

by Livadayeeeee June 4, 2021

Chalmation

A Chalmation describes those one of a kind types of people from St. Bernard Parish aka “Da Parish”. We seldom pronounce our “r’s” and always ask “how’s ya mom-n-em doin’?!?!” You eithah from up da road or down da road!! If ya nevah been ta Rocky’s for da veal pawm ya missin’ out. And to touch on the previous definition: where da hell did dat jerkoff come up with Chalmations being nomads?!?! Down heah in Chalmette you won’t find guys anywhere else with a better a tapered fade and a year round perfect tan. As for the ladies the thick highlights and a haircut that screams “Can I speak to the manager?!?!”. It’s home and those same people would punch you and immediately help you.

******NO SUCH THING AS SCATTERED GRAVY********

-Actual Chalmation born and raised 1984

No one in Chalmette ever uses the word Chalmation to refer to themselves.

by ParishRoad July 16, 2018

Chamster

(Noun) A chav hamster as introduced and still annoyingly employed in Kia Soul car commercials.

Mike: What the fuck are these chamsters doing?

Stephe: I hate those shitheads.

by Apesbrain November 5, 2012

chalmskin

in the simpsons episode 'any given sundance' lisa simpson's documentary about her family was entered into the sundance film festival , the production/editing company was called 'chalmskin' a formation of 'chalmers' and 'skinner', it was saw in the episode they were not let into the premier of the simpsons documentary or any of the other sundance films until, they were discovered after lisa's film premier.

''oh dick mabey we should invest in the chalmskin film company, i don't know ann, there last film did'nt sell well at the box office''

by XxXfailed&forgottenXxX December 31, 2008

chams

Chams normally come part of game Direct3D or OpenGL hacks.
Chams are like wallhacks but with an added bonus. Eg: When the opposition players are in front of walls or obejects, they would appear red. When they're behind it, they're green.

Player: WTF HAX! He shot me through the wall! CHAMS!!!!

by {EH}Wesker June 19, 2006