caluckulated

When you calculate luck with such efficiency nobody would doubt you counting chickens before they cluck. This is a skill held by everyone but lost when in times of self doubt. This synonymous with survival instincts as life itself is lucky to be here and only through non-stop calculations of how to get LUCKY!

Calculated Luck. Only the person who got lucky knows the ratio of luck to skill.

Brian caluckulated getting a promotion by spending free time putting himself in that position.

Robert caluckulated not doing his homework by having asthma he can fake at any time

by BryGuySoShy February 20, 2021

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Calculated

When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.

Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!

by prismajas May 30, 2018

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calculated punctuation

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.

The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

by Cory A. M. April 14, 2008

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Calculated

Acts intentionally to achieve something

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing

by JC47 September 26, 2023

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