calliou

A 4 year old with breast cancer who whines because he cant play in the sandbox
And a kid whose parents dont know common kid names

I had to wait five hours to watch Calliou to know how his name was spelled

by Jacob D went to VCS February 21, 2017

calliou

A spoiled kid with the name of a disaster like in his these song he falls down and starts screaming while in his theme song, man what a spoiled brat.

Calliou was retarted because he screams like a three year old.

by xbox360gay November 7, 2019

Calliou

A whiny little bastard who doesn't know when to shut his small paper cut of a mouth and needs to seriously invest in some rogaine

Fuck mate that bloke over there is such a calliou

Man, after Gerald turned 40, he turned into such a calliou

by Maggoooot to boot July 26, 2017

Calliou

A balloon head, lolipop ass brat with powers to bend Earth.

Calliou is a dick-head.

by Thomas Cameron February 18, 2019

Calliou

a calliou is a cancer cell that extracts gay aids towards people. If you watched him as a child, now or in the past week chances are you are gay now and have extreme aids. Never, and I mean never watch calliou because he's a shit head full of asshole and deserve no bitch and has no money so I don't wanna talk. his moms couchie is bursting from heat because of how big his dick head is. Merci

Mom of calliou: Damn i didnt know my kid was a dildoooo OOUU
Calliou: Why does this rain taste like salty water?

by blakesnipessnipes December 11, 2018

Calliou

Cancer

Calliou has cancer.

by Lord_Tony October 14, 2011

Calliou

A bald kid who is stronger then thanos, and some says he might be stronger then the baby shark, he is also the identity of the spider man....... i think

Its my worst friend Calliou

by doognoo April 1, 2019