cacked

1. Completely fucked. Totally screwed up, broken, shit.

2. To be "cacked". or covered, and completely fucked because of it.

1. "Goddamnit, this computer is completely cacked."

2. "HAHAHA You fell over and landed in pig shit, you're cacked with shit!"

by distortion November 7, 2003

cacked

The act of finishing a bowl of marijuana.

"Hey man, give me a rip."
"Sorry, but it's cacked."

by AlexFB September 5, 2008

cacked

Died suddenly. Typically used to describe the improbable outcome of death due to unusual or unlikely circumstances.

The guy was a marathoner his whole life, model of fitness for everyone we know. He was taking out the garbage this morning when he just cacked.

by LKool July 11, 2007

cacked

an expelled turd

that turd floating in the bowl looks freshly cacked

by churd2 January 26, 2009

no cack

the act of having no balls

Dennis has this thing I like to call no cack.

by The Trilla Boss April 29, 2008

cacking it

When you're really worried about something, shitting yourself.

She was cacking it when the cops searched her bag.

by WereWife March 8, 2008

cack

Yet one of the many alternative words British people have for shit.

"I was so scared I nearly did a cack in my pants."

"That film was total cack."

by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005