buttnuts

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Damn, my buttnuts are really burning!

by belladonna803 January 24, 2009

buttnuts

The result of a man in tight, khaki shorts sitting on a staircase with his legs spread wide open, so that the testicles are pressed tightly against the seam, creating an ass-like shape. Can also be used in replacing a noun.

That guy on "Trading Spaces" has buttnuts!

Hey, buttnuts, get over here!

by Buttnutz September 6, 2003

Buttnut

A person who tunes pianos

I'm looking for this piano tuner. Yeah, the buttnut.

by Dan Arawesome February 27, 2010

buttnut

similar to a fucknut, but toned down for your grandmother.

by semoore September 4, 2003

buttnut

something you call your little brother regularly and is topped off when accompanied with a noogie.

see above for other examples of the term buttnut

by slightlybonkers March 6, 2008

Buttnut

An insult much like Buttface but much more gruesome and always brings the victim of your insult to a loss for words.

You Buttnut you smell of rotting cheese.

by Corrie July 29, 2005

buttnut

Climax experienced as one finishes fucking another in the ass.

Hey, Devon, did you buttnut that shit last night?

by JosueFender August 8, 2008