burning toast

An act of smoking pot while cooking on the hot line of a kitchen. You burn a piece of toast and put in in the hot window to cover up the smell of the pot being smoked.

Hey guys, it is now 420 and shouuldn't we be burning toast!

by b.groovy July 21, 2008

Burning Toast

To waste time. Laziness. Not being very time efficient. Slow.

Employee is standing around not working.
Boss says "Henry! Stop burning toast and sweep the floor or something!

Employee #1 "Dang. Bob is late this morning. Wonder if he's sick?"
Employee #2 "Nah man he's prolly just burning toast.

by clericassault January 1, 2014

burn the toast

Smoking hella weed

Dude wanna go burn the toast

by gajauev267 November 17, 2014

burn the toast

to have sex, used to make it sound less obvious

ashton tried to burn the toast, during foods. it was hilarious.
With Layla?
Yeah

by toda de la enchilada January 16, 2011

burn my toast

A way to express annoyance or disapproval with something

Bad drivers really burn my toast!

by gangstaboyy69 March 20, 2010

burning french toast

cut class to get finger-fucked and finger myself with him watching

sorry i wasnt in class my stupid boyfriend burnt the french toast

by sarah April 5, 2005

Burning my toast

To masterbate in a violent mannor

Boy: That chick was soo hot yesterday, i ended up burning my toast the next morning

by owned-you April 5, 2011