bugles

Bugles are cone shaped crunchy snacks often sold in vending machines. Hunched over bitches like to eat them after sex.

After sex, hunched over bitch's cat ( Bojangles) licks up all the Bugles crumbs.

by annamal83 September 11, 2013

bugle

a slang term for the use of cocaine

do you want to get bang on the bugle tonight

by joe lad April 14, 2008

The Bugle

The world's best, and currently only audio newspaper for a visual. Hosted by John Oliver and Andy Zaltzman, this weekly satire-filled podcast is known for it's humorous segments (especially Hotties From History).

Last week on The Bugle, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing as Andy Zaltman discussed the world economy.

by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis March 2, 2009

bugle

also "bugel"

cocaine.

I'll buy some bugle off you for £40

by KORG May 10, 2004

Bugling

Similar to Sounding except a variety of sizes of "Bugle" brand corn chips are inserted into the urethra to increase its size. When you can insert a large Bugle without cracking it, you can attain the highest honor and receive the prestegious "Bugle Merit Badge"

Corporal Nieman demonstrated his fine Bugling for us in the twilight hours by serenading us with his rendition of "Taps" played using only his still-intact Bugle. This earned him the coveted "Bugle Merit Badge"

by UrbanDweller55 February 11, 2009

On the bugle

A noisy fart.

George on the bugle: "paaaarp"
Potter on the bugle: "peeeep"
Ed on the bugle: "baaaaaw"
Darren: "You guys stink. Nice harmony though."

by ThePonderer November 8, 2016

bugle

The bugle is a brass instrument used for marching purposes. They have been used in the military, bands, and drum corps. The standard bugle has no valves, but looks like a trumpet, and can only play certain intervals.

There are other types of bugles: Soprano, Alto, Mellophone, French horn, Baritone, Euphonium, and Contrabass. All the above instruments have been marched in Drum and Bugle Corps.

Did you see that bugle? It had one valve and one rotor!

by G Bass April 17, 2006