Brenting 

the act of committing douche baggery

sheesh. why you gotta be a brenting all the time?

Brenting by TeamT's September 30, 2011

Brenting 

An engagement building game played by thousands of people who arrive to work at a reasonable time. Players place bets as to when a "Brent" will actually show up for work, typically after 9am. Winners typically receive a traveling trophy and bragging rights. No one knows where the game originated, or if there was ever a real "Brent" but if there is, he and his snooze button are deeply revered for their continually perseverant somnolence.

Did you hear that Tim got a threepeat in Brenting this week? Legendary!

Brenting by Wasn't Me March 10, 2015

brenting 

to masturbate uncontrollably

Jason was caught brenting in the broom closet.

brenting by Edger Shroom August 23, 2007

Brenting 

verb. To efficiently use time incorrectly.

Alan - "Hey, are you coming to class today?"
Tom - "Yeah, but I'm Brenting it."
Alan - "Maybe I will too, I have a good book I want to read."

Brenting by Jhalysz March 28, 2015

Brenting 

verb. The act of doing Brent

Kayley is Brenting. Steph has tried Brenting but did not like it.

Brenting by Tatch April 29, 2005

Brenting 

the act of defecating down another individual's throat. (verb)

Bryce was so angry at Mo that he threatened brenting down his throat.

Brenting by CrtPlaz November 2, 2011

Brenting 

When you work in an administrative office and your title is Director of Operations so this makes you very popular with staff. And when said staff finally finds the Director of Operations but he holds his hand up and says, "Not now Not now" while walking away as fast as he can never to be seen in his office for the rest of the day.

Where's the Operations Director? "He's somewhere in the office "Brenting"!!!!

Brenting by SuperAdmin January 12, 2022