bootus

the epitome of cool; untouchable; unattainable; anyone with the title "bootus" is regarded as superior to all others.

Hey look, it's the bootus, let's grovel!

by yeah, you know March 17, 2004

bootus

uber-1337, total pwnage

Grovel before bootus!!!!

by ditto May 11, 2004

Pootus Bootus

Pootus Bootus is a Roman General who invented plumbing. He found that a rectal transplants were the key to eternal life. Subsequently he managed to plumb Rome and have a secret waste filtration system (fountain of pooth) under his house whereby he could select the most special poos (spice melangè) and live forever. He currently resides in the ribble valley. A prominent roman base where he is currently known as the Poo Goblin.

The bos is clogged again Julius Cesar. Call Pootus Bootus he will sort it

by GothMowgli July 1, 2022

cute in boots

A form of flirting usually the guy is wanting to get into the girl's pant's by complementing her appearance.

Chad told Keirsten she looked cute in boots and she told him thanks your so getting some tonight!

by JDawg 316 May 3, 2016

I like your boots

Because of the release of the movie "Love, Simon," some Tumblr users decided to make "I like your boots" code for "You're hot, are you gay too?" It's meant to be a phrase used by gays to detect other gays in the real world. The phrase is based on I like your shoelaces. Appropriate response is "I took them from a unicorn!"

(gay person out in public)

"I like your boots"

(The respondent that is also a gay)

"Thanks, I stole them from a unicorn!"

by Gay Lordess March 20, 2018

Fuck me boots

Fuck me boots, are just that. The art of having sex with a pair of women's boots. Full length zippered boots work best as cum catchers (as my old girl friend used to call them)In zip boot place in vinyl or leather side into and around whole crotch area with the shoe part of the boot sticking up out of your underpants and lay on a pillow and enjoy your wife, girl friends, sisters, mothers, etc boots) You may also place the second boot on a pillow at your face for kissing and licking.

'Image not really into it tonight after an exhausting day. Why don't you just use a pair of my 'fuck me boots' and enjoy them. Just make sure you clean them up good after your done with them'

by Vinylist January 19, 2014

Chelsea boots

Boots that Harry Styles wear and when asked about it, heart rate rises to 102 when the steady beat is 67

Dude 1: Your wearing Chelsea boots?
Dude 2: Yea I was inspired by Harry

by midnightmemories December 15, 2019