bedspread

A dirty ol' hobag whose cooch contains as many different semen samples as a hotel bedspread

Shit, that girl went all bedspread since she started drinking tequila again.

by the page July 14, 2008

Vegas Bedspread

When a bed, specifically a Vegas hotel bed, is covered in cum, blood, piss, and shit after a series of strong sexual intercourse. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

The hotel room keepers walked into room 169 to find the bed covered in bodily fluids
Room keeper: What the fuck!
Other Room Keeper: yeah thats the vegas bedspread.

by Mrbuttknuckle November 18, 2018

dirty bedspread

(verb) A sex position in which the girl lies flat on top of the guy face up while the guy faces up as well and fucks her up the ass.

Me and my girlfriend just did the dirty bedspread and ohh did it feel goood!

by Eugendre August 11, 2009

bespredel

Bespredel (from Russian “беспредел” — “boundlessness”, “no-limit-ness”) is a situation when someone in power — be it political, financial, or criminal — does whatever he wants while enjoying complete impunity and getting away with murder (often literally).

While people in the West believe that the ongoing Ukrainian revolution known as Euromaidan was triggered by the President’s last-minute refusal to sign the association pact with the EU, its real cause was the fact that most Ukrainians were fed up with the appalling bespredel on behalf of President Yanukovich, his family, and a bunch of oligarchs.

by Simferopol January 27, 2014

bed spread

1: A woman who once brought into the bed room , automaticaly takes her clothes off and lies on the bed, back down, face up, legs spread wide open.

2: A woman easily coerced into sexual pleasure, free of charge.

Ex: Yeah, Man she's hot, but watch out that bed spread has been all over town.

Ex.2: Hell yeah, I'm going to the club to pick up a fine-ass,bed spread.

by the anonymous conundrum December 27, 2007

Campus Bed-Spread

A female college freshman who spends the majority of her first year drunk and on her back legs spread in the dorms. They are usually drunk prior to arrival at the party, are overly loud, and gain attention from desperate Bro's attracted to their slutty dress attire, lack of morals and boobs which constantly stay out of their dress.

Ways to recognize a Bed-Spread are by the shoes, which usually end up in their hands by the end of the night walking bare feet down South High st. Or by the identifier names such as Brittany, Lindsey, Ashley, and Candy

Campus Bed-Spread jargon includes

Im like..so drunk right now

I dont give a fuck

I like...the best at giving head

by The Right Guy. September 27, 2010

breadspread

Anything/condiment that can be slathered upon bread.

What kind of breadspread would you like on your sandwich?

by Chirp, Kaylalala, Cpt. Neal April 22, 2014