beans and burgers

the food of the gods. made by bald martin himself for his retarded step-son Morgan Hudson. EPIC

and for you Morgan... It's beans and burgers

by legitbaldmartinonyt September 23, 2019

Bean Spirit Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with beans

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bean Spirit Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

bean burger

A bean burger is a joke referring to the vagina. The bean referring to the clitoris and the burger referring to the labia. It is most commonly used to offend someone (usually a girl) by saying they like bean burgers and therefore saying they are a lesbian.

'Hey Ashley'

'Hey Michael'

'So what's up? Do you still like bean burgers or can we hook up?'

by Pollypants1 April 30, 2014

Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole

Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

Black bean burger

When a woman is looking to eat out a man's ass, but only prefers men who are of African American and/or Hispanic/Latino background.

Used in a sentence: "Damn, that brother has got some serious behind. That's a juicy black bean burger!"

by Jenningswriter March 25, 2017

Bean burger

1. A burger with a patty made from beans
2. A lighter term for an idiot or stupid person

1. I’m having a bean burger for dinner tonight.

2. You absolute bean burger!

by underscore that September 17, 2023

Bean Burger

verb: A fat girls vagina or a messy vagina

"Jolene has a bean burger"
"Here comes Jolene with the fat bean burger"

by Portajew January 28, 2024