barrel of monkeys

The result when your sister mistakes your sea monkey aquarium for her douche bag.

This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

by Joe B Normal October 04, 2007

Barrel of monkeys

A standard of comparison for describing how much fun something is. The "B of m" is usually considered to be less fun that the great time we are having.

This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys

by Nick Cusa September 23, 2006

Barrel of Monkeys

A great time.

What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?

I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.

by slamjackson.com June 25, 2010

Barrel of monkeys

To have a lot of fun.
To enjoy oneself, in a crowd or alone.

"Dude, that sounds like a barrel of monkeys!"
"I'm havin' a barrel of monkeys!"

by Bobobo May 20, 2005

Barrel of monkeys

1. boning.

2. The act of engaging in lengthy, wreckless sexual intercourse. Usually involves a number of positions and locations during a single romp.

"Her roommates are gone for break so we played barrel of monkeys all weekend."

by NathanXplosion February 29, 2008

Holy Barrel of Monkeys

an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.

"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.

Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!

by Almost Urgent July 14, 2009

worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts

Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.

Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!

by Rawhyde & Bubba May 31, 2007