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bannana split

a bannana spilt is when a man and woman are having sex and the gurl does a split (spliting her legs open and as far as dey can go open and lies down) on the mans or his "bannana"
omg man, last night crystal did a nasty bannan split.
by pimp daddy dollars September 16, 2004
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The bannana split

When a human(mostly man)is receiving oral from a monkey, and the monkey mistakes his Penis for a bannana than bites it off. On occasions it proceeds to anal fuck you.
by Micheal harsch March 29, 2017
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banana-split shit

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.
My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit
by Yellow fish February 5, 2014
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Banana Split

A rear-positioned oral sex style in which the vagina and anus are licked from the bent-over position. The name comes from the dessert, due to the way the sexual act looks when performed.
A woman receives a banana split from a lucky someone.
by Icepic April 7, 2011
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Double Banana Split Surprise

A sexual act in which one half of a pair of scissors is inserted into a Male's urethra and is then closed to split the penis open. Is usually repeated to split the penis completely in half.
I'm gonna give my boyfriend the ol' double banana split surprise.
by Bananasplitter789 May 12, 2021
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dirty banana split

Its when you warm a banana in a microwave for 30 seconds or until slightly warm and stick it in a your ladies bum with 2 scoops of your favorite ice cream, hopefully not chocolate, add toppings and use her butt as a bowl...
I jus gave my girl a dirty banana split and it was finger licking good.
by Lboogie69 August 20, 2014
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southend banana split

Come up your girlfriends ass then Chop the end off of a banana,insert into your girlfriends ass, squish out the banana from its skin remove the skin,Insuring as much banana is left up her as poss.have your gf then shit out the banana and cream into your mouth and enjoy.
by fudgepacker123 January 4, 2014
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