Ball Park

When there is a hobo sitting on the end cap of the parking lot, you are so fascinated by how poor he is you forget to put on the brakes and your front wheel ruins his testicles.

Me: Hey Travis, you know the hobo sitting in Taco Bell's parking lot?

Travis: Yes.........

Me: I totally Ball Parked that dude!

by LuigiXmission.420 September 5, 2010

ball park

To sneak up behind someone, grab them by the hair, pull their head back and then reach around and smack them in the face with a raw hot dog.

I am going to ball park Drew.

I totally ball parked Drew last night.

Next time I see Drew, he's getting a ball parking.

by onlyanightmare August 21, 2008

ball-park figure

a number that is near the total; approximate figure

Fifty is a ball-park figure. It's close to our class size.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

ball park franked

before vacation a girl is looking very skinny and attractive, yet she goes to florida and comes back plump like a christmas goose. this is very similar to a ballpark frank hot dog, that plumps up when you warm it up

boy 1: yikes...she was so hot in february...and look at her now in april, shes fat! what happened?

boy 2: she went to florida and learned how to eat

boy 3: that bitch ball park franked

by coolkid812 May 3, 2006

Ball Park Frank

When you shit in a girls cleavage
therefore, it looks like a hotdog in a roll

"I ball park franked your mom!"
"steve points"

by Bob Steve and Jeff September 26, 2005

Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster

It's when your fucking a girl from behind when she is on all fours. Then you stick a hot dog in her ass at the same time pulling your penis out of her vagina, then cramming your penis down her throat. She will instinctively gag thus shooting the hot dog out of her ass into the awaiting hot dog bun.

While having sex with my girlfriend I became hungry. Soon she thougt she was being DP'd. To her suprise she was just used as a Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster.

by Brian Ringer November 19, 2007

Ball Park Frank

When you sit on a girl's lap, sticking your dick through her cleavage, while she sucks your dick.

Your ball park frank doesnt even fit through the cleavage!

by BF and DH September 30, 2007