A person who is overqualified to be just a literal
bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.
Their lively-
hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!
To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a
2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!
You must always appear to look like you are
indeed not a
bum.
You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.
To become a master in Professional
Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.
Only a Professional Ass
Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.