ass wipe

An ass kissing, self-inflated, "me first" son-of-a-bitch.

Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.

by fraterg May 11, 2003

ass wipe

A complete moron; without a clue

George Bush is an Ass Wipe

by Laura July 20, 2004

ass wipe

An undesirable or offensive person.

"Quit being such an ass wipe."

by x January 22, 2003

ass wipe

a butt pluggin, rug munchin, ass hole son of a biatch.

or toilet paper

oo that ass wipe needs to go to a gay convention

who was the asswipe that didn't leave any asswipes in here?

by random thoughts August 16, 2003

ass wipe

a derogitory comment aimed at someone acting like a jack ass

"Shut the hell up, ASS WIPE!!"

by Dana April 11, 2003

ass wipe

Toilet paper.

"Dude, we're almost out...get some more ass wipe at the store!"

by x January 22, 2003

ass wipe

an insult for a fucking idiot who’s stupid as hell

erica is a fucking ass wipe

by Yungsavagealex October 17, 2019