ass time

Work time that one logs where one hopes to accomplish quite a bit of "work," but spends most of that time sitting in a chair.

I would like to go to lunch with you guys, but I'm really busy. I've been putting in a lot of ass time lately.

by Cap'n Tony September 25, 2005

long ass time

An amount of time so great that it is no longer measurable by units of time and is instead measured by units of assness.

I've been sitting in this traffic jam for a long ass time.

by 28MONEYCASHMONEY87 October 1, 2013

sweet ass time

Someone spending far more time on a task than is needed by a typical person. One who takes his/her "sweet ass time" takes far longer than he/she needs to.

Stop taking your sweet ass time getting your homework done. Stop taking your sweet ass time cleaning up the kitchen. I'd love to pick my car up from the mechanic, but they are taking their sweet ass time making the repairs.

by Samo-Defino December 18, 2012

Sweet ass time

Taking a really long time to do something, like tossing a salad of someone that's nervous or virginal.

She took her sweet ass time eating his sweet ass

by TwitchBOOM July 19, 2018

Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

Ass pizza time

When you eat ass and then eat pizzas with your homies at 5.pm.

"Oh boy, that Ass pizza time yesterday was amazing !"

by cake eater at 4:20 January 24, 2020

fuck me in the ass hole three times in a row

usually said out of anger or when pain occurs.

(steps on rock) "FUCK ME IN THE ASS HOLE THREE TIMES IN A ROW"

by Gracie Lou Free Bush February 15, 2017