anal probe

To insert a stick or other long pointed object (cricket stump) into the anus of a clothed bystander. Occured frequantly during summer months of '04. Similar to bugger and bumfuck but with an inanimate object.
Also a noun. the object that was used to probe the anus.

Im gonna anal probe you good.

by cockhockey04 May 13, 2005

anal probe

the only use of the little finger

taking the wench doggy stlye, pop ur little finger up her shit pipe and feel her muff tighten round ur cock n listen to her squeal like a dying pig!

by tadster July 15, 2008

anal probe

An unnessecarily anal probation officer. Anal in the sense of being too uptight, probe being short for probation officer.

Eryn: My Probation Officer is making me pee in a cup TWICE a day!!!

Lisa: Wow, what an Anal Probe!!

by Goldie-Lou September 13, 2006

anal probe

a probe used on the anus. used to discover the iner most cavity of an anus

a doctor could use an anal probe to dislodge a pencil from a pacients anus

by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005

anal probing

This is where you may shove ur finger up another persons ass, if ur into that sort of thing.

Matthew: Do you mind if we engage in some anal probing?
Sara: Sure one sec ill bendover.

by christopher thomas September 7, 2008

Anal Probe

a Name for a Part of a Alien Abduction whne they stick a Probe into The Abductie's Anal Regions

Cartman Gets a Anal Probe

by Clint H. Hoyt February 8, 2007

Anal probe

A gadget used to dive deep into some ones anal cavity and give them some sort a sexual pleasure.

"Oooooooooo that anal probe is soooooooo GOOOOOOOOODDDD "(moans)

by Dannyboi June 19, 2006