Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.
Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.
by Dr. Apo April 15, 2008
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by TheHighTurkish July 6, 2019
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"Turk" is short for Turkey which in middle school terms is less offensive than chicken, but still has the kick
"Turk" is short for Turkey which in middle school terms is less offensive than chicken, but still has the kick
"Only 3 people at a time on the tramp? SON OF A TURK."
"That son of a turk stole the last popsicle in my freezer"
"That son of a turk stole the last popsicle in my freezer"
by Joykiller19 February 21, 2021
Get the Son of a Turk mug.a person at a club or other social dancing gathering who feverishly follows people he/she would like to hook up with but is often socially inept, awkward, drunk, or just plain creepy.
Jessica you better watch out, that guy over there has been watching you the whole night - he's being such a turk-a-lurk.
by EuropeanWetDream08 August 9, 2008
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