ZoSed

ZoSed (pronounced "zossed" - and that might be a more practical spelling)- A well publicized and anticipated action that has been built up by the performer which dramatically crashes in burns in a way that was expected (by the "audience"), but still manages to disappoint. Comes from a corruption of an abbreviation for Zenimax Online Studios, and in particular refers to multiple attempts to "fix", "update" or improve the functionality of a large online game and then the result is that things get much much worse. To some extent is is already in informal use, and variants include "ZoSing".

I was really looking forward to the Fallout 76 update, but we got Zosed again.

by Newtinmpls April 21, 2020

Zosed

Subtle; passive aggressive way of saying you got blacked out.

"My bad I missed your phonecall I was zosed on my birthday"

by Zosed February 10, 2021

zored

Suffix used at the end of many "gamer/nerdy" terms to emphasize the meaning of the word. Mainly used during competitive-online video games such as Halo 3 and World of Warcraft.

*After ownzing up someone to the maxzore*

"Deng fellas!!! I pwnzored the hell out of that maxzore nub!!!! LoLz!!!"

by jedd to the maxzore February 4, 2008

Puppy zoned

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

sister zoned

When a guy/ girl you like says "you are like my sister" or "you are like the little sister I've never had" or "I love you like a sis" It is worse than being friend zoned, it's all the way past friends to family. You probably have a 2% chance of getting out of the sister zone and having a relationship with that person.

I thought we were on a date, but he sister zoned me twice. I guess we were just hanging out.

by Queen B, Bitch! June 5, 2015

Nicky Zoned

A dreadful combination of being gay zoned, friend zoned, and brother zoned all at the same time.

That guy over there just got Nicky zoned!

by JaboiCj2 February 28, 2017

zoed

Getting played, or embarrassed.
OR
Robbed by scammers

"you be in the store, card declined declined, you not litt.. you got zoed"
OR
Someone who was swindled by money flippers "20 into 200" or by scammers who sell gift cards loaded with money from stolen credit cards AKA "pieces"

by napturally__me June 11, 2016