You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises
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Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA
Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA
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by katkit27 November 8, 2020
Get the you, me, crafting table mug.The phrase is used either when one person doesn't want to do what another person tells them to do or someone sets something/someone on fire. Now it is usually adapted to make more sense in a conversation or when giving a girl a Charizard.
Ash: Charizard, use Fire Blast!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!
Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!
by BAHBP73 October 6, 2011
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also can be used to describe an threesome encounter that has already occured.
also can be used to describe an threesome encounter that has already occured.
"checkout that little brunette with the tramp stamp and navel ring. let's see if we can pull off a You, Me, and Dupre!"
"last night was great. Eddie and I had a You, Me, and Dupre with Kathy! What a slut!"
"last night was great. Eddie and I had a You, Me, and Dupre with Kathy! What a slut!"
by Mogiashi March 20, 2008
Get the You, Me, and Dupre mug.originally coined by African- American philanthropist Vincent Myers, it refers to the grouping of the collective powers amongst 2 adolescent males that choose to associate themselves with albanian national congress representative aurest teme.
Man: I was going to watch the election of you, me, aurest, and the boys
Woman: Isnt this their second time running for congress?
Man: Yeah, they might win.
Woman: Isnt this their second time running for congress?
Man: Yeah, they might win.
by M. O. Lester January 3, 2010
Get the you, me, aurest, and the boys mug.literally hanging out and eating pizza. especially after a lazy Sunday or a crappy Monday. Or when the "you" is crossed out it means instead of hanging out together, I will sit at home alone and eat this whole pizza
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