Woodchipped

1. adj. To have your heart stolen or captured by a woodchip (a really hot guy)
2. v. To have been a woodchipper (to have stolen or captured a girl's heart)

Example 1:
Abby was totally woodchipped by Adam

Example 2:
Adam totally woodchipped Abby

by YoAnnaBanana5 February 28, 2010

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woodchipped

The description of a state of mind that is beyond high. More extreme variation on the term "chopped".

That 6-gram blunt got me woodchipped for hours

by hallucinog3n September 29, 2009

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The act of bending your girlfriend over in front of a woodchipper, with her head inside the opening, not all the way though, while having anal sex with her. Then have a fan blow her long hair in to the woodchipper, so it catches on to the gears and starts ripping her scalp off and the woodchipper blades slowly but surely start chipping away at the layers of her newly exposed skull bone.

Sometimes you can pull her out and smash her exposed skull in with a hammer and skullfuck her so your dick keeps thrusting in to her brain.

boyfriend: wanna get woodchipped?!
girlfriend: fuck yeah!
*boyfriend performs the woodwchipped*
Boyfriend: HAHAHA! I'm fucking a bonehead.

by xxxxcx June 28, 2010

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Woodchipped

To be drunk or stoned in a place surrounded by woodchips; most likely a playground.

"Dude, I just fell off the swing. I'm so woodchipped..."

by Gin rummy August 4, 2007

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Walla Walla Woodchipper

Sexual maneuver in which the male quickly and forcefully thrusts his erect member in and out of his partner's throat, causing the partner to projectile vomit while making a rapid-fire gagging noise, the scene akin to feeding logs into a running wood chipper.

Walla Walla Woodchipper? I barely know her?

by BM HAT January 11, 2010