Wolked

When you are the perfect combination of Yolked and Woke

As Jim continuously ranted about the need for more emotional support dogs, Pam couldn't help but notice his bulging biceps and how overall wolked he was

by Bonk Monkey October 1, 2019

walked in on

to go into a room and see what someone is doing, when they did not want to be seen

Mom just walked in on me when I nutted all over Rachel's face .... awks

by dngrsgurlx June 25, 2017

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

dog walked

To beat the living shit out of someone.

This nigga provoked me so I dog walked his ass.

by naruto star April 5, 2016

Wokedavism

A type of activism where you don’t do anything but tell other people how they should do something. Primarily with Intent the to look “woke” or virtue signal

My Instagram feed is rife with Wokedavism trends, I wish some of these people would stop virtue signaling and take action if these issues are really important to them.

by Halfapple July 28, 2020

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like

Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great

by A real n-word October 23, 2019

cock walked

when a man is talking to a woman and another woman walks up, and spontaneously the two women walk much faster than the man is willing to walk. Associated closely with cock blocking, but only occurs while walking.

"God Damn bro, I was chatting up Suzy and we were totally clicking, but then Elen walked up and all the sudden both of them were fifty feet in front of me."

"that sucks man, Elen totally cock walked you. What a bitch"

by john crowe ransom jr. October 24, 2011