wide on

The female equivalent to a male hard on. The woman's vagina swells up until it resembles a tazered, twitching piece of liver, and the man can enjoy a snug, responsive ride, much like a European Sports car that looks like the organ of a cow.

In due time, she had achieved a wide on. Fortunately Bert was finished before his ass cheeks collapsed.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

Wide on

A female equivalent to a hard-on. When experiencing intense erotic excitement, a lady's vaginal cavity expands to allow entry of penis/fist/vegetable etc. This causes a 'gap' that needs to be filled: a wide on. It is arguable that gay men can also experience an 'anal wide-on', which of course suggests that certain women could experience a 'double wide-on'.

Ooh that Brad Pitt's a real dish. He really gives me a WIDE ON!

by Matt Hayward March 13, 2003

Wide On

When a female is sexually aroused

Girl 1:Check out that hot guy over there.
Girl 2: Oh yeah he's hot, he totally gives me a wide on.

by Honky Tonk Drea July 7, 2009

wide on

sexual arousal in women - the female version of a 'hard on'

When Stacy saw Hans playing lead guitar with the band she got an instant wide on.

by chef du jour October 12, 2011

Wide on

When a female is arroused and ready for sex. Female version of a hard on.

Babe you've given me such a wide on.

by NS52 September 2, 2007

Wide on

Sometimes it is just changing the tv screen setting

“ can you change the screen from Cinema to wide on please”

by Holyworm666 October 16, 2017

Wide-on

The distaff term for the male 'hard on.'

(1)Sexual:She really has a wide-on for that guy.
(2)Dislike:She sure has a wide-on for her co workers.

by ron west January 6, 2005