whacking off

Noun to describe the process of masturbating

Woogie was whacking off his chode over an asshole

by Danny June 19, 2003

canadian style (whacking off)

When you beat off with your hand the the opposite position as it would normally be. Your thumb is closest to the base. And your pinky is extended up into the air.

Ben decided to try canadian style after four hours when his arm began to cramp up.

by Metalideth April 16, 2003

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

wacking off

the same thing as masterbating

i was wacking off for 2 hours straight last night.

by Alexanderia October 27, 2006

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005

Wacking Off

Stroking the salami

When your cousin apprentice op/emj is always Wacking off at Work!! Steven are you Wacking off again?

by Ohhhhhh you knowwww!! July 8, 2021

Shits wacking off

When something is amazing and is just hitting different

Hey Connor, What do you think about these visuals?

Connor: shits wacking off

by operation fiscal jackhammer April 11, 2021