when you put your balls into a girl's anus and you put your cock into her vagina and then lift up and pull your balls out slowly
I went over to Amir's last night and got blacked out drunk; then his girlfriend came in and let me perform a wet dog on her, my balls smelled like rotten eggs for a week!
by MoV January 13, 2009
Get the Wet Dogmug. by Bobface McDoodle June 15, 2011
Get the Wet Dogmug. The round kid at school or work that looks like a big wet dog thats just emerged from a large amount of pond water. Usually has a 24-hour 'wet' appearance.
youth 1 "Hey look it's Garnett!"
youth 2 "wet dog!"
youth 3 "hey wet dog!"
youth 4 "Garnett, do you know you look like a wet dog?"
youth 2 "wet dog!"
youth 3 "hey wet dog!"
youth 4 "Garnett, do you know you look like a wet dog?"
by Bulf89 April 27, 2006
Get the wet dogmug. An individual who naturally has alien characteristics and curly hair, which when wet resembles that of a wet dog.
by Experimental Wet Dog September 19, 2021
Get the Wet Dog Alienmug. when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.
by joe February 18, 2004
Get the wet dog in a tubmug. I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.
Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?
My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.
Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?
My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.
by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020
Get the Old Wet Dogmug. 