Weapons

Any horrendous pair of shoes that catch your eye whilst shoe shopping.
The mere sight of the shoe triggers a subconscious impulse to grip that ugly son of a bitch and throw it halfway across the store.
The shoe usually ends up hitting someone on the side of the head or striking the back of one's calf causing injury...like a weapon.

Curly: "Hey, whats up, names Curly...check out my new pair of Crocs."

Trent: "Fuck you Curly, those kicks are some weapons. In fact the other day I threw those joints and killed a mother and her child."

by Dr. Dec February 27, 2008

weapon

insult - meaning: thick, a fool, a tool,

"Dave shut it ya weapon"

"That Daves a fcukin weapon sometimes"

by Tom Pritchard August 31, 2007

weapon

A term used to describe someone who is a spanner or a tool. A person who is extremely stupid and possibly ugly.

Ant: Hey mate, do you like my new burberry cap?
Jim: Nah mate, it's well chup. You look like a complete weapon!

by Jim July 19, 2004

Weapon

The epitome of sexy

That girl Kate is an absolute fucking weapon

by JOEFCKINGBLOGGS March 13, 2018

Weapon

Someone who is such a liability when drunk they're a danger to the reputation of themselves and the people they're with.

"He was so hammered last night he got with four different fat girls in that club. I think he fingered one of them on the dance floor!"

"Shit. What a weapon."

by K1NG5 October 27, 2011

Weapon

To describe someone, or something that is exceptionally sexy or good.

Mate shes an absolute weapon.
*Porsche GT3 RS flys past* what a fucking weapon!

by AlphaMaleKing January 18, 2020

Weapon

Someone who is absolutely beautiful. A rare piece of art. Used mainly in Dundee, Scotland. Can be called a 'weap' for short. Usually used as a compliment on selfies and friends older siblings.

You're such a weap!
See that Jamie? He's such a weapon!

by heartbeats July 9, 2015